Dude. You’re like a real life…Steve Martin’s “The Jerk”
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You too were never ment
to interact.
oh you won’t know anyway if your knocked out lol
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They are free. The usually have them up on the walls at public buildings. I have seventeen defibrillators.
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You can get it new on Temu, and, probably cheaper.
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Why would I overpay for a defibrillator when I already own a perfectly good set of jumper cables? They basically do the same thing, except the jumper cables won’t puss out on delivering the jolt just because the person still has a pulse. Screw your electronic nannys, big DME!
Gamgam always used to carry around an 8 ball of yay and a pack of 9 volt tongue batteries for such occasions…sometimes the old fashioned ways work just as well
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I bought a used one at a garage sale. I can’t see shit with it….oh, and don’t use it for mouth resuscitation, it doesn’t work and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
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I am prepared for more of the same this weekend.
The thing is, even though we haven’t played great overall teams outside of Buffalo, we have played very good offenses. Even the Jets have a great OL, RB, and very good WRs, and when Geno gets hot they’re a handful (and he ALWAYS gets hot at Ford Field). It doesn’t get a lot easier with the Panthers, that offensive staff is pretty good.
This is my approach to watching Lions games since I gave up my Season Tix…
Defibrillators are for Rookie Lions fans. When you are a veteran Lions fan you need to step up your game.
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I would agree with that. I liked the way he played. Blew my mind when his own teammate broke his arm in the playoff game.
Carlton Davis is another I’d love to have back. A vet who has seen it all. Two guys that could help lead when the leadership is having their brain farts.
I wonder if Spielman is that much of a behind the scenes influencer anymore?
If anybody could have seen this coming, it’s him.
After watching the defense this year that should be free with any ticket purchase 
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That AND dropping ticket prices back to Pre-Dan Campbell levels AND throwing the two people out of my old seats would get me back as a Season Ticket Holder 
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