Best Sports Name Ever?

Razor Shines is one of the better PG ones.

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I have no standing to comment on other people’s names with my surname.

My wife has it the roughest…

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This guy always cracked me up, pretty much summed up late 90s stand up comedy just by existing.

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Let a nay sayer know…

Hairy Colon!

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Shake it more than three times and you’re playing with it was the locker room wisdom in my high school gym class.

At least you’re not named Sonny Love. Or are you?

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General Booty always makes me smile.

All the other booty does too.

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Here ya go.

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OK, this is a true name and I knew her in college. Fonda Dix, she was one of the best girls basketball players ever in IOWA. She didn’t play in college.

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Basketball career was derailed bc she was Fonda Dix?

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Even though it was a complete made-up name, I always laughed at/with He Hate Me from the XFL.

Wayne Fontes would have loved to coach this guy.

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My Spanish teachers name is Mrs Drool. Which is very fitting because I spend the entire class drooling on my desk and daydreaming that I’m Donnie Berger.

She’s the most beautiful woman that I have ever seen. Light red hair, perfect complexion, and Ta Ta’s that came straight from heaven.

I literally have only learned one Spanish word this entire year. Lo Siento. Which in Spanish means “im sorry that I can’t hide my boner better than this”.

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That’s the name of my sex bot blog.

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Too bad he didn’t play ball.

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Either incredibly cruel or just plain ole dumbass parents.

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One of the 8th grade science teachers at my middle school back in the 80’s was a woman named Gay Toy.

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