He literally took a baseball off his head and over the fence. He aint catching passes. Lol maybe a defensive end
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I can’t believe that nobody picked Randy Johnson at QB.
If there was ever a pitcher with a football mentality it would be him (or Clemens)
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I had him for a minute
Kenny Lofton WR
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Too skinny he would snap in half
Need to have John Kruk on one of the lines…DT, although a tad short…
The Bull as well Greg however you spell his last name.
Rusty Staub as well
Judge and Winfield at TE. Gibby 3rd string
Bo and Rickey at RB. 3rd down back Ichiro.
Vince Coleman in the slot, Mike Trout (healthy) at the X and Griffey Jr as the Z. Carl Crawford and Elly DeLaCruz bench.
Frank Howard and Harmon Killebrew at OT
Prince and Big Daddy at OG
Johnny Bench or Sally Perez at C
Maddux at QB Tom Brady backup
Pujols and Miggy at DT
Bonds and Frank Thomas at DE
Mantle at MLB ARoid at SAM Bobby Witt Jr at WiILL. Cal Ripken Jr and Jose Ramirez bench
Pete Rose as Box Safety, Willie Mays as FS, Andre Dawson as 3rd safety
Deion at CB1, Brian Jordan CB2. Slot corner Jackie Robinson
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Oh I think I found my new Right Tackle.
Félix Bautista is 6 foot 8, 285 pounds
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Shut down the thread. Weasel nails it
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Yea we were joking last night about where to play Bonds and what version of Bonds. Skinny Bonds could really run. Steroid Bonds and Skinny Bonds were like 2 different guys.
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Tarik Skubal is going to be my QB. 240 lbs of strong armed badass.
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Skinny Joe Dumars and Fat Joe Dumars were 2 different GMs
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That’s no worse than wanting to put a midget at center.
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Pad level, Mexican leverage wins every time 
Ken Griffey Jr. is going to be my other WR. Jim Thome is playing TE for me.
Prime Griffey before all the injuries might have made a deadly dual threat QB. He had a cannon for an arm too.
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I’m going for grit and culture. LOL. Nobody who just shows up and looks at is as another day. I want the alpha dogs.
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And no fuking midgets…
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Where would Albert Belle play? That dude was a loose cannon.