Curious football names

Now that’s just the best one.

Smoke Monday from this years draft, Bumper Pool from next years draft.

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Ha Ha Clinton-Dix - Gotta be the best name ever.

I’ve mentioned this before, but my surname is actually Love. My mom’s name is Sharon, and my wife’s name is Amanda.

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So many to choose from:

Legadu Nanee

D’bricksshaw Ferguson

Dumaurier Stringfellow makes me laugh every time. It sounds like a fake name I would make up for myself if someone put a gun to my head.

All time favorite tbough:

Former MSU pg : Lourawls “Tum Tum” Nairn.

They took 70s R+B legend Lou Rawls, and wedged it i to the poor kids first name. And then they nicknamed him Tum Tum. The balls on those parents.

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Aww shucks, I miss the Corn Elder jokes.

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Haha this can’t be a real player…can it!?

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Sorry I spelled it wrong. Haven’t met a lot of Damore’ae s in my travels.

Isn’t that a cigarette company!? haha

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Yeah thats why i spelled it wrinf first time lol

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Hacksaw Reynolds. How can you beat a linebacker called Hacksaw?

Deacon Jones. He put the Badass in Deacon.

Kwity Paye is pretty cool, too. Kinda rolls off the tongue.

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Rod “He Hate Me” Smart.
Natron Means.
Guy Whimper.
Bronko Nagurski.

Ashton Youboty is the kind of name that belongs in a R. Kelly song.

There’s a LB Named Bumper Pool and a CB named Storm Duck. In next year’s draft

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Imagine calling your kid Bumper!!! lol

He does kinda look like a Bumper!!

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Mike Stonebreaker ?

hacksaw jim duggan wrestling GIF

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There’s a high school baseball player up here named Caine Weed.

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Can’t be easy to hit a curveball high as a kite!!

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