Da'Shawn Hand on IR again

Easy there, fellas. He’s contributing, at least ~some~…

After 2 years on IR. :wink:

This guy is basically the human metaphor for Hugh Hefner’s ballsack;

The only 3 places it/he goes are the hot tub, bed and on TV.

They both earned their money a long time ago and are essentially useless at this point.

When they do become active, they are surrounded by a great number of wanna be’s, hangers on, pussies and losers.

Both have been scratched wayyy too often.

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Yep. Probably be unstoppable, and take them to the Superbowl.

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Sometimes you get the feeling that taking these guys from other organizations just ends up making the Lions a farm team for them. It might be that guys like Quinn keep drafting players that are so scheme specific, that its almost like an inevitable setup job. I have very little doubt that guys like Flowers (happily paid by the Lions), Hand, Bryant, Okudah, etc will eventually all end up on the Patriots roster, deep in the playoffs, while the Lions are starting another rebuild, and watching recent draftees start filtering towards the Rams in free agency. Just getting old, I guess.

Niiice!
Golf claps, while nodding with approval.

Let me guess: groin