Smart people stuff. Love it.
Our bald guy is going to kick and incomprehensible amount of ass.
Believe in the bald guy, folks.
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What gives me hope is the dude’s head is bigger than most of his body. 5 foot 5, 175 pounds, 37 percent head weight. He’s gotta be a genius with a melon that size.
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Is melon the only fruit or vegetable that in singular form connotes one body part for both genders but in plural form stands for a different body part for only one gender?
Not sure bud. I do know Dan Campbell has 2 giant melons in his pants
4th and 17…. You know what lets go for it man!
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I believe coconut would also qualify.
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This day and age, you pretty much can say whatever you want and identify as a tomato plant, if you want to.
I think either gender can do it. lol.
This is the deep thinking that keeps me coming here.
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So it’s three body parts then. What a weird fruit metaphor. They should assign each type of melon to a different body part.
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Fruits come from plants. Plants are gender neutral when referencing them. Women have eggs…that is distinctly female. However, an eggplant (egg + plant) reference is distinctly male. 
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