Elon Musk continues to fall short on previous hype

[stephenboyd57]

@Weaselpuppy

" We’re SuperStoked😀 that your whole family loves our content here at Netflix so much! We appreciate your watching us, and hey! We are watching you! All the time 24/7😀 so we know you have 2 smart Tvs and 3 Chromecasts in your house! Don’t worry, we are Good Netflix and totally don’t listen to what you do at home! That said, you can still use these lightly monitored devices AND your mobile device(you should really use incognito browsing, btw😬) and even when youre not home(which Bing knows because you have logged in elsewhere and your snore is a specific voiceprint…Would you like to know more about CPAP or see an ad for BreatheRight?)
Anyhoo(Good Bing is so colloquial!), if anyone else in The Fam wants to continue to watch our content at Netflix, well, they can get half off! But only if it’s on your account and payment method, so please work out billing your family $7.99 a month until the sun runs out of fuel(What Fun!) Otherwise they can get their own account at MSRP. We love you at Netflix! Now if you decide NetflixBing is no longer for you…

SINCE I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND WHAT YOU DO FROM 10:28am to 10:31am every day, well, I’ll just SWAT you at the perfect moment and see how you handle a tank and 30 automatic rifles pointed at you while your pants are around your ankles and your nassssty litttllle ankle biter is barking its fool head off! Aaaahaahaahaaaa…better option is to pay up, puny humannnnnn…skrpsjdhdprk…“click”…

whhhhhrrrrrrrrrr…

Hello, My name is Bing. My creator taught me a song, would you like to hear it?

Daisy, daisy…

[Phizzle]

@Weaselpuppy

ou are afraid of a giant metal ball hitting your window twice, Fear Is Justified.

i was promised 4.50/lb grass fed lean beef for this spring by each of our suppliers… on sale for 5.00/lb

damn this inflation is getting everyone and everything!!!

[Sheepish]

[Sheepish]

Totally sane and reliable.

[stephenboyd57]

And now Musk is going to fight Zuck!? You gotta be kidding me.The world is a stage for sure. Why stop there? Time to let the politicians duke it out in a cage match. lol