At least it’s not a weird fetish for grannies. 
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This is probably going to make you laugh pretty hard but my fettish is for squishy women. Gramps told me I should move to Canada.
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Head to Chatham asap!
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Why Chtham?
It’s basically the San Antonio of Canada.
Haha
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/V9iCGj5gYD4
Still no idea why my links don’t embed like they used to but hilarious clip
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Your gramps was a funny guy, and he knew a good bit when he had one, but dammit American women are fatter than the Canucks. Go to Bama if you’re a chubby chaser.
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Fattest people I ever saw were in Ohio. No where close to it.
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America is the fattest country in the world. My grandpa was completely aware. He just loved to mess with @stephenboyd57 and you. I don’t think he ever meant any of it in a mean kind of way though. That was kind of his way of showing affection. Believe me I know it better than anyone. He constantly called me “The wave rider”. And not because I have a jet ski.
God I miss him.
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And the dumbest. Working as a border guard back in the day I got to meet a lot of them. You’d say, Citizenship? And they look around the group for an answer and come up with Ohio more often than not. Like you were asking them a trick question.
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Yep. We all do.
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They should just give the entire state of Ohio and its sports teams to the Mexicans. We can just call it a trade for Texas.
Edit: we get to keep @HSVLion though.
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Oh dear lord.
She is extra squishy in just the right places.
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We had a couple dudes from Ohio on my college football team. They were good dudes but they were definitely a few cards short of a full deck.
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Oh boy.
You know what’s kinda funny?
Obviously I can’t speak for Pittsburgh. But it really doesn’t sound like anyone is excited about this. The talk shows, my clients who come in, the guys at the Deli, yes….I go to a deli…I am Italian….the stereotypes write themselves.
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Ever been to Windsor? Nice Italian section there. Letterman and Clooney have been photographed there. Some real top notch restaurants. Good delis too.
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We do kind of insist the Italians stick to their area, though. Always trying to take shit over.
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