The Goff threads are getting out of control, haha. I think we need a comedy only thread focusing on Goff vs anyone and everything.
I’ll start…
Goff vs a Beluga whale in a breath holding contest, who you got and why!?
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I thought I just started one?
I knew you were full of shit on that thread… lol
Also,
Beluga whale - 14 mins, 13 seconds
Goff - 14 mins, 14 seconds
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Partially. You get to decide which part(s).
Goff wins as he can hold more air…because he has no guts.
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I’ve heard that, too.
And we should have drafted Malik Willis!!
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As bad as all the Goff threads are, nothing will ever top the Jamie Collins threads last year. That was really really bad.
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Trade Decker threads were pretty close…lol
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I’ve been going full Missile Command on them today…
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Pass rushers don’t come from the right side. Everybody knows that.
Goff vs. Golf
Goff:
Very good with the mid-irons
Driving off the tee is an issue
Short game is respectable, nothing special.
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Don’t tell his fiance that.
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Captain Jared Goff vs Captain Sum Ting Wong.
Both were captains of teams that came up a little bit short of the runway.
Hardly doubt that’s an issue…bastard. 
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McVay’s girl is so jealous.
Maybe there has to be some kind of system we could employ. Like if you use Goff in your subject line 3 times you get some badge of shame. …. Like the Den hall of shame.
Entertaining consequence ideas……
Let us not forget the damn Thibs vs. Hutch threads. I think a new one was posted anytime a report came out that one of them had sneezed that day, making them the inferior player.
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Dude add more fiber if it’s that tough.