- 1 Gorilla
- 100 Men
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Trending on Twitter and the whole internet for some freaking reason. Went viral today.
It depends. Are they men who act like woman. Or are they straight full stone cold steve austin?
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The coons
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These memes on Twitter are so ■■■■■■■ funny lmaoooo 
Naw trust throw trash and their out
Apparently these guys are training to run away from the gorilla.
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Also - if it’s Rod Merinalli (sp) he can do it solo…Chuck Norris taught him
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After the gorilla rips the arms off the first man that attacks it the others will be done. A fricking monkey will rip your face off……just imagine a gorilla.
lol this is what the internet should be about!
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100 men would kill 10 easy…10 to 1 ratio is hard to overcome.
Although @socko overcame such odds before in college lmao
Alright, you can’t send the people in 1 at a time or the gorilla only needs to be able to swing its massive arms 100 times. You have to send 2 humans at a time so the gorilla has to waste energy going between victims. This should, over time, tire the gorilla out. Eventually the humans will be able to inflict minor injuries before the gorilla kills them. My fellow nerds will recognize this tactic as the Zerg Rush.
Now let’s look at what would actually happen. The first pair of humans will go in and piss off the gorilla. Within 5 seconds both will be incapacitated or dead. The remaining 98 humans will all go code brown and waddle away as fast as they can. The mortician tells the families of the humans who attacked the gorilla that closed casket funerals are strongly recommended.
Just saw somebody suggest we use 90 sumos and 10 MMA fighters.
What are the sumos going to do? Sit on the gorilla??
I read a gorilla can lift around 4000 lbs. I envision a Hulk/Loki type scenario where the first two guys are swung around like a rag doll to smash the other guys.
Not all 100 guys can reach the gorilla at the same time. Maybe 15 at best?
Let’s say the guys weigh an average of 200 lbs X 15 at a time is only 3000 lbs. to even stand a chance the guys need get over that 4000 mark.
It appears we have a tie…
Hey now some of them Sumos can really move for their size…saw a Sumo competition in Japan many years ago… Was impressive. I was thinking they might make good defensive tackles. Aint no one moving them.
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100 guys gonne take it. At some point they get enough nard kicks and eye gouges to get the gorilla. Gotta encircle then feint a lot, get the beast flummoxed, lion pack vs elephant style.
Wear him down mentally.
Gonna lose 10-15 dead and triple that wounded though. Its the bites that will reallly suck
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