Hockenson on Detroit

Tell me that dude doesn’t miss Detroit like crazy ! ?

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Lol to be honest I don’t think I heard one coherent thought in that clip.

He took Stafford’s “ummm” to a whole new level!

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We gonna put the hurt on that Viqueen and his other hocking queens!

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He’s gotten uglier already since switching squads

he says he’s happy. doesn’t look it at all.

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Hock looks like a guy that knows he’s about to get his asssss whooopin’

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Hahaha going right for the jugular!

He sure was smiling a lot, and ummm, well, you know, it’s umm, well yeah you know, might go to the wrong locker room, it’ll umm, yeah honestly it’s gonna be fun.

Maybe he just got a little high or something… :crazy_face:

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Agreed

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These pics were taken less than 3.5 years apart…
:face_with_peeking_eye::face_with_peeking_eye::thinking::thinking::face_with_monocle::face_with_monocle:

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That dude is totally on marijuana, or “on weed” as Jon Stewart would say

stoned half baked GIF

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I actually feel bad for him right now…but I can guarantee that I won’t feel bad come Sunday.

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Ummm, I don’t know what to say… that team put me on a ship to Minnesota… ummm, I don’t have anything to say cuz we can’t formulate thoughts… ummm, I will say, one of our guys, almost a PS player guaranteed a win over the Pride… ummm that was ■■■■■■■ dummm… I hope they don’t kick my ass on they’re way to kicking our asses, cuz, ummm… I know those boys… ummm… those boys are comin’ for us… ummm,

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If what we’ve hear is true…& I know it is…He Makes his own bed
…now he gets to sleep in it
…or in the case of Sunday…WET IT!!!

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I hear what some of y’all are saying. He’s twenty something, 25? Seems to me he’s pissed he’s not a part of the Lions resurgence.

Or, when he saw it come - he wasn’t surprised.

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Anyone think that Hock didn’t embody the Grit that Dan is looking for?

Anyone think that the Vikings are concerned with the Lions Grit they are about to face?

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:+1: :+1: :+1:

I am not sure they are bright enough to know what’s coming. They talk like they want to try to out-fistfight us. That’s what’s been making me laugh.

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I think Hockenson was a Campbell type player. They weren’t going to pay him what he would command in free agency, so they got some capital for him.

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Saying Mike Tyson GIF by Cameo

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Re-signing him was never a lock… because….
Dan likes TEs that can block…. and not lose their jock…
makes it easy to mock… some of the whiffs by Hock….
so when trade deadline ticked on the clock… it wasn’t a shock…
but maybe that hair will be huge on tiktok???

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Poor Hock. Gonna be on the losing end up the matchup twice

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“What has it gots in its nasty little pocketses?”

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