I think I found the source of Jared’s food poisoning

The clam was a little gamey.

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Thanks for reminding me why the Lions will never buy this forum from me.

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Really a high quality new thread :joy: Gonna be a long offseason.

Jim Carrey Australian GIF

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That John Denver was full of shit lol

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Tell me if you’re ever in talks Nate and I’ll clean up my act. :joy:. Besides, running this forum was your destiny. Remember that.

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They’re cheap. Sell it to the Commanders.

Are you sure it wasn’t the snapper?

:open_mouth::wink::upside_down_face:

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I never thought of this before….

Is Lloyd’s character based on Mark Davis as a younger guy???

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“Advocating for body positivity…” as she’s walking around with literally the hottest…
Never mind.
Good for her?
Good for us I think.

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“Goff’s undeniable skill in front of the camera isn’t the only great thing about her,” the magazine’s Natalie Zamora wrote in an announcement of Goff’s return. “Her advocacy for body positivity and passion for activism are also incredibly admirable.”

It’s totally okay to be fat and ugly! I mean for you, not me.

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Oh cod, I read this thread just for the halibut but I think you may be on to something.

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This thread has really got me craving sushi! :joy:

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You’re going to be a billionaire, but you have to look like that. His barber is doing him no favors though. The only thing that head looks good for is checking elephant prostates.

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When he hired Gruden… It was pretty obvious why!? Probably his son.

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You know when I started this thread, I was hesitant that I might’ve pushed it too far. Judging on the responses, it looks like I know my audience pretty well.

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Yes it had me hook, line and sinker.

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The football talk is great…but threads derailing into ridiculous, funny shit is why I keep coming back :joy:

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I agree. Some of the shit on here is damn funny.

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