I think I found the source of Jared’s food poisoning

We could talk football literally anywhere on the internet, social media, with friends or at a sports bar. But the den has me laughing my ass off daily. :smiley: Some of my favorite posters I often don’t even agree with on football topics. But they crack me up with jokes, gifs, memes. If we all agreed, things would be so boring.

Props to @Nate for allowing us to joke around and make fun of everything and each other, while still having great Lions discussions.

dumb and dumber harry GIF

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Business Twins GIF by Fast Company

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Agreed, but he’s being very stubborn not launching the Butt Stuff subforum.

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I opened this thread wondering if it would be me at 16…this site never seems to disappoint

And yes this is why selling this site to the Lions will be almost impossible.

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This is still the top of the barrel. Just wait 3 weeks.

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I am a hair dresser.
He definitely cuts his own hair.

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Flowbee?

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Wait! That’s a clam?:flushed:

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It may take some closer inspection. I nominate myself to dig into the matter.

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You do that. I’ve already seen enough to give me nightmares for a year.

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What’s the problem? It just wants a big open mouth kiss from you. Mollusks need love too.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa…

There’s another lady here who is not only putting up with all of us cretins in this sausage-fest of a community, but is actively contributing to a juvenile off-season thread?

Season 4 Flirting GIF by Friends

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America’s team knows no gender boundaries!

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And you would be so so wrong.

Literally dude flies to see his “barber” because he likes how that person does it.

“Do you have a special barber that you go to?”

“Well, there’s one in Palm Desert I go to now [as per a 2014 ESPN piece, he had been doing that for years even while the Raiders were still in Oakland, and had “three barbers since college”]. But it’s not her fault! It’s me! I force her to do it!”

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Lol that is hilarious. Imagine paying for that haircut.

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Seems like he should get a refund and an apology.

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Did she say bowl or Bol?

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Imagine paying for travel to get that haircut and then having people casually ask if you have considered finding a new stylist. Obviously he can afford it, but still. It’s like showing a coworker a picture of your baby and getting asked if you have considered finding a new wife/husband.

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Cut it all off.

I’d still do her.

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Yeaaaaah. She was attracted by his smile as he stepped from the private jet to the chauffeured Rolls Royce that cost more than my house. You don’t have to front Mark. We get it.

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