If Lions resigned DT Levi Onwuzurike

for 4years 81 million.

Don’t lie…

for that half second while you were clicking this, half of you were ready to type:

  • In Brad we trust !

  • Villain takes care of his own !

  • Let Holmes Cook !

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I was ready to type “what the actual hell?”

But somehow I knew it was fake before clicking on it.

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I did not need to wake up to this today.

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So, this is bullshit?
It’s too early for bullshit.
I hate bullshit.

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Brad feels we had a team that was more than capable of winning the Superbowl last year but had a LOT of injuries.

While other teams are trying to “figure it out”, Detroit is running it back with the majority of the team intact. We’ve had major changes in the coaching ranks but will have minimal changes to locker room.

Locker room intact means we don’t have to worry about the culture changing despite OC and DC changes.

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I think he is going to test the market. Then realize hes not worth as much as he think he is.

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Any team that offers more than 3 years and 24M can have him. If that’s not available, then I’m interested at 2 years 15M or less.

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Fake news.

That kind of deal would be far too rich, Odighizuwa got 4 for 80 and he’s been healthy, consistent and productive for four years.

Levi is a tough one to price up, and I assume Brad has told him to test the market and let him know what his best offer is.

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This post should be taken down. I get the humor and I appreciate the post but it is misleading.

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Was literally about to go get a script for Prozac, as some have suggested.

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Nah. It’s a true measuring stick on how Sam Jonesy some are to the messiah.

#BanJman :joy:

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You mean the GM who built a 15-2 roster? Who won two playoff games last year? That guy?

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Holy shit dude!!!

I can see you’re heading into the tent lol. That’s cool. Not my style.

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The preemptive saltiness is impressive

Now I have to figure out how to unshit my pants…

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I’ve gotten timeouts for less before

See you in a week

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200w

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