It’s 5 AM and my girl is ready for breakfast

Mouse patrol I’m cool with. Don’t want rodents. Plus I was raised on Tom & Jerry so I’m cognizant of the feline inner struggle. But Luna loves killing baby birds and then flexing. She knows my wife’s favorite parts of her garden and will place the carcasses for max effect. Guess Luna is a landscape architect at heart.

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I have one similar to the gray cat…

and she would like to be the chipmunk patrol…. :laughing:
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Like a serial killer, taunting the cops.

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Cats are literally murder machines. The funniest thing to me is vegans who have cats. They are against harming and eating animals. Meanwhile their cat kills everything lol

And not even killng to eat. They kill for fun. If cats were people they would all be known as serial killers. My old cat always used to bring me dead mice and birds as gifts. He was a sick little ■■■■■■

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I didn’t see the chipmunk out the window at first. At my previous house, squirrels would come right up to the doorwall and taunt our animals. No matter how crazy the cats and dogs would get, those squirrels would stay there and stare at them without a care in the world.

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My dog knows only little bit English, l

He has hard

SIT and A-T-T-A-B-O-Y :rofl:

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Shocked Steve Harvey GIF by ABC Network

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But…. she love him long time! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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How much espnbaby does it know?

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GOOD BOY!

dog smiling GIF

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btw @bryanlesah …. that is … and is gonna be….

a beautiful cat!!! :+1:

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SIT and A-T-T-A-B-O-Y :rofl: @Davicus

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Don’t take this personally cause I love you and you crack me up all the time. And please post forever.

But is @espnbaby a married man?

Man of the people?

Full time nfl nutritionist?

Perhaps a local politician?

Maybe a male giggolo?

Professional dog raiser?

Anyways you are the best! Never change

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I don’t know how much I want to know about espnbaby. Once we find out more the myth and legend starts to die :joy:

I like to believe espnbaby is Martha’s burner account

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You’re right… I’m just so curious lol

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Never meet your heroes, they say :joy:

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Answer is here :rofl:

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Like Kiss without their make up.

I’m told @espnbaby is a 3 million ton perfectly round midnight pearl - 3 microns in diameter. It knows all. It is harsh but it is fair. It speaks to us through the darkness of our dreams. Guiding us toward ultimate submission. We will come to love and loathe it equally. It will mingle truth with lies to keep us off balance.

Anyway that’s what the gummy said.

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