Roger Clemens the butter story
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A Briton, a Frenchman, and a Russian are standing and staring at a portrait of Adam and Eve.
“Look at their calm, their reserve” says the Briton. “Surely they must be British!”
“Nonsense!” replies the Frenchman. “They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!”
The Russian finally speaks, “they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They are Russian.”
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Your mom was driving to Chicago then she seen a sign saying Chicago left so she went home.
What is Red and has 7 little dents?~~~~Snow White’s Cherry*
Another Euro joke…
In heaven the police are British, the French do the cooking, and the Germans run the economy.
In hell, the police are German, the British do the cooking, and the French run the economy.
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Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds like fun if you don’t know what either of those things are.
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Your mother’s so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
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Yo Mama’s so ugly that your dad takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo mama so fat, she has more Chins that a Chinese phonebook.
Your mother is so dumb she got locked inside a grocery store and died of starvation
Yo mamma got so much hair under her arm it looks like she’s got buckwheat in a headlock
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Yo momma is so fat that when the weather man said that it was gonna be chilly out, she brought a bowl.
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Yo mama is so dumb she sold her car for gas money
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I decided to throw a surprise bukaki party for my girlfriend…
You should have seen her face.
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Yo mama so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch
Jared Goff, Amon-Ra Saint Brown, and Penei Sewell were stuck in the desert. They find a magic lamp, and a genie comes out and tells them each they get one wish.
ARSB says, “I wish I were home in my air conditioning.”
Poof! He’s home.
Penei says, “I wish I were lying beside a swimming pool.”
Poof! He’s at a swimming pool.
Goff says, “I wish I was with my friends.”
Poof! They’re all back in the desert.
dammit!
These were the old pollack jokes. Goff is the pollack 
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Yo Mama so fat the police pulled her over after she passed the weigh station in her SUV.
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You know her too? I keep telling @Jman sorry but his mom is something else
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