Justin Tucker

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1885038232443695388?s=46

Why is the AFC North the Sexual Assault division?

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My wife has annually overdrafted him in fantasy due to his opera singing, so much that many of her team names have been Tucker-related (a very easy name to pun). She will be heartbroken by this.

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This could be problematic for the Ravens. There is some smoke that they knew for a while and tried to keep it from being made public until after the season. Might also explain why Tucker struggled this season.

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Yea his “head” was pointed somewhere else

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Or, maybe they pushed for the story to come out now so they could move on more easily. Real chicken and egg situation.

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How does anyone in the NFL persist with this kind of shit? It worked so well for Watson that Tucker thought he could just fly under the radar??

Moron.

From the question of “is that your name or is that what you do?”, it definitely is name only.

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Much the same in college ball as well. If you have a daughter, never ever let her work in football in any capacity

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Don’t get these guys, got great careers money
and they do this stupid shit. Girls come pretty easy to guys in this situation, you don’t have to be a pervert. But these guys are just stupid.

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Egg-xactly!!! They either covered stuff up that should have been reported…or they are launching a bit of a smear campaign for PR purposes. Either way he was “safe” when he was making kicks. Now he is being “kicked” out of town.

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Innocent until proven guilty…

But the tea leaves sure do make him look guilty.

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It seems like only NFL owners are Krafty enough to get away with it.

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He’s had struggles putting it through the uprights…At least the Ravens know he can hit the broadside of the sheets

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Albright seems to be very confident that he was doing creepy sh!t like this for a long time and that the team knew about it. :man_shrugging:

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This is cynical as heck, but why cover this up for a kicker? At least the Texans maybe had an excuse to pause and think about it…

Not gonna jump to conclusions… He sucked at football last year though

I paid good money for the accompanying mat so I’m surely going to jump to conclusions on that mat.

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It’s kinda like the pet rock…a million dollar idea :wink:

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I’m sure @CuriousHusker can help you out with some new Tucker related names for her.

Curious is a tucker? Lmao :joy:

Most of the low hanging fruit has already been used. Bad Mother Tucker, Tuck Face, IDGAT, Tuckold (that one was mine one year I lost), Nip & Tucker, The Drive-By Tuckers, I’m Your Tuckleberry, etc…