so men here can now love unconditionally?!
My golf game sucked today, but I am winning this contest…
“My message is, and then the other, up and over, you know the thing.”
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Bess $300,000,000 ever spent 
Well, it’s between that contract and Bloomberg’s presidential campaign 
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For strictly educational purposes, mind you.
Threatening government officials of the United States is a felony under federal law. Threatening the President of the United States is a felony under 18 U.S.C. § 871, punishable by up to 5 years of imprisonment, that is investigated by the United States Secret Service.[1] Threatening other officials is a Class C or D felony, usually carrying maximum penalties of 5 or 10 years under 18 U.S.C. § 875, 18 U.S.C. § 876 and other statutes, that is investigated by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. When national boundaries are transcended by such a threat, it is considered a terrorist threat.[2]
When a threat is made against a judge, it can be considered obstruction of justice.[3]
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Do snowshoes and elephants really mix?
So far, so good.
That’s what Karl Wallenda said!
Who the hell is that?
Still trying to figure out elephants wearing snowshoes…
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^^^^
I see what you did there…
Surely you’re mistaken. I’m ignorant. Ask anybody.
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What happens when an ice cube gets angry?! It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
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I knew that was coming.
That’s what FDR said about Pearl Harbor!
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