**** Lions vs Texans 2024 Official Game Day Thread ****

If we’re relying on kicking ass in the 3rd quarter I’m concerned

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Houston is good out of the gate but they lack stamina.

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Naw. Offense looked out of place. Two 3rd and long one was for 16. Lions are going to have a fart game might as well be today

It was weird. The hesitation was just so odd. Like, um the sticks are there … go!!!

They have a very good dline

Girlfriend has the same scouting report on me

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Defense had them in two 3rd and longs… They won’t keep converting those… Off a turnover from Goff, who doesn’t turn it over… Hang in there, those who are walking towards the ledge

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This is all Holmes fault bc he took Manu and Bromart instead of drafting my favorite guys left on board.

Sorry, couldn’t resist

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When Hutch is healthy. Lions have practice squad level DEs at this point. Hopefully offense can score here

Yeah that’s what she told me…lol

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Well, crap.

I just mean AG in general. Again I’m not over reacting on one drive - but his D is consistently bad on ridiculous down and distance. I mean zero contain, guys wide open - take that play cal out of the playbook woof

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I have, “3rd and Lions” has been a thing for this org for decades…meaning 3rd and 10+ yds is gonna happen…this current team is def not even the worst Lions I’ve ever seen.

Possibly but some of you jump off the ledge way too easily. Lets let the game play out before declaring this a humiliating blowout

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Might lose tonight. Just no juice

When she hits menopause she’ll become a no huddle enthusiast

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We just get cute on offense sometimes. Just pound the rock.

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Freak Out Panic GIF

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When you’re on top…

…opponents get pumped up to face you. As Lions fans we know that feeling as the lowly hunter of the top dog. Texans are gonna make this a fight.

7-0 Texans

…we’re still in shallow water. It’s get’s deeper as the game moves forward. I think this team will be the ones still swimming as the clock strikes 0:00.

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