Longer than i expected
Maybe one day we’ll get to TheWallyLVII to match the super bowl!
Metamucil can help with that 
Can whoever keeps killing Wally at least fill the rest of us in?
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I might be remembering wrong, but I’m pretty sure on his first account towards the end of his controversial tenure he called someone “the mayor of stupid town”.
He also said that we should move the team to Pyongyang and sign Colin Kaepernick.
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Ah. Anyone in the “sign Kaepernick” camp should be banned.
Aside from the politics, he’s turrble
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Oh man, that guy. Pretty good by troll standards! At least he would attempt to defend his nonsense…
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Haha that’s actually pretty funny. Some huge Lions fans in Pyongyang I’ve heard.
It seems as if we’ve already lost WallyV as well.
Only the good die young. Rest easy, Wally I-V.
I don’t know you wally
But this thread sure made me laugh
Hope you stick around dude
Wait…was that a wally haiku I just made?
Edit now it is
This is quite an entertaining thread 
What did poor Wally do wrong this time!? He seemed pretty upbeat!?
I mean, aside from suspension evasion? Lol
Wally really needs to get a little more creative with his usernames.haha
Enter “NotWally”
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I’m going to create a Yllawton account and talk shit to all you guys to honor the fallen Wally’s. Stay tuned.
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I feel like I’m missing the first 3 Wally Sagas and a whole lot of backstory. So if someone wants to drop a few high level bullet points I’d appreciate it
Welcome Wally4.0
The Story:
TheWally joins, is a complete troll. Gets suspended.
Rejoins later as The_WallyJr, is around for a little bit. Gets suspended again.
Rejoins as TheWallyIII, is caught before he can even post. Suspended again.
Rejoins as TheWallyIV, gets suspended again.
Rejoins as TheWallyV, gets suspended again.
I think that about wraps it up.
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