Mike Valenti: Thankfully Jared Goff Is Not Aaron Rodgers

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Rogers before camp
“We need to push out the outside noise and focus on Football”

Cut scene
Rogers doesn’t show up to mandatory camp.

Coach
“Its ok he has something else going on”

Jets
“Rogers absence is not excused”

Question Mark What GIF by MOODMAN

Did someone go check his cave?

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Valenti:

“Then you read the insanity of some of these other markets and some of these other quarterbacks and some of the other stuff going on, and Aaron Rodgers is the leader in the clubhouse,” Valenti expressed. “And, it just makes me incredibly thankful that we have a well-adjusted adult here in Jared Goff and not a space alien who’s busy putting olive oil bottles all over the universe and trying to run for VP (vice president) and doing conspiracies and disappearing. And now I’m in a ‘darkness retreat’ and now I’m in a ‘light retreat,’ now I’m drinking tree bark and I’m going to bleep myself for four days. None of it.”

I appreciate Jared Goff. The end.

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