Okay, Nate, I Give

Stop looking up human turkey necks and the problem is solved

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Did you try to do the scratch & sniff test? Just to make sure?

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no you were already licking it and wouldn’t stop JR.

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I once shared internet with a neighbor who had a lingerie importing business. My ads then were quite pleasant.

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I give to @Nate : a massive amount of my time, my energy, my loyalty, carpal tunnel from posting #$@, a sore back, tired eyes from the screens, sometimes headaches from all the stupid shit , but Beers to ya. -you and all of the Mods *

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Yeah, a business. That’s a good cover for why he did it.

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Once, when my ex was out of town on business, the neighbor showed up in lingerie asking to borrow some sugar. I said, “Get the fuq off my porch and go home Dave.”

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It was a few Colombian guys in the house next door. I figured it might have been a front for drug smuggling. Who knows.

It this country, coke is dropped off by boats in the Caribbean, Costa Rican fisherman know the currents and where to find it. Explains their big SUVs. Yeah, red snapper bought you that.

Idk, having Red Snapper can be very lucrative. Just ask the red headed girl.

Firebush is precious.

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I will say, it doesn’t take much to get a group of Lions fans cranked up.

I’m two days late to this thread and it needs to be hung in the Louvre.

I sometimes need to test the site as a logged out / non-paid user and I almost feel bad …

… right up until that monthly “$4.36 has been deposited into your account” Stripe notification.

Multiply that by like, 16, and your boy is ROLLING.

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  • Option A) Tooth Paste
  • Option B) Hair Dye
  • Option C) Ball scrubber
  • Option D) No ■■■■■■■ Clue
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Where’s the option for, All of the Above?

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Perhaps somewhere more secure is in order…

well we like a starving man, you can see his bones through the skin for the season to kick off…hell give me the preseason.

We’re like having tweakers for housemates. Everything seems normal when you go to bed, but you come downstairs in the morning and we’ve taken the walls down and turned the kitchen into a chop shop.

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