One Day With Jack Fox

The War Room Detroit Lions — The Den
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If you could spend one day with Jack Fox…what would you want to do?

  • Make a hit list of everyone who ever wronged you and avenge
  • Go fishing and talk general football
  • Listen to stories of times when he has left people paralyzed with fear
  • Try to get draft knowledge from him
  • Acquire the secrets of his workout and nutrition regimen
  • Try to steal some of his DNA for Brad Holmes to clone him several times (look out for the Lions in 20 years)
  • Other (specify)

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Cloning for sure!!

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If I acquire his workout and nutrition secrets, then I can gain all the power I need to crush my enemies on my own. That way I won’t have to distract Fox from his important work of crushing our enemies on the field.

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And think of the boost in handsome levels as a side effect. Good for you, man!

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2 decades of SBs…it’ll take a while to get there, but oooohhh, boy. Make Tom Brady look like Tinkerbell, when it all comes to fruition.

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I would introduce him to my daughters and let nature take it’s course.

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Love that…Laughing my ass off. I don’t have any offspring.

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I could see Natty hosting this dating reality show with Fox as the bachelor of course.

Will you accept this rose!?

Decision Choices GIF by The Bachelor

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LOL - If Fox is the Bachelor, every NFL GM are the ones courting him.

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I would have Mule snap to Fox 100 times.

My theory is that this would open a Stargate that would allow me to collect all of the Infinity Stones and Spice.

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Hit list for me

Jack Fox Crane style kicks would be a joy on some bastards that have betrayed me.

“Straight to the moon Alice!”

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Fantastic! LOL.

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Woooord! That was my vote too.

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Jack Fox is the new Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris looks under his bed at night to make sure Jack Fox isn’t there.

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#SoTrue

Loved that. Norris needs to realize that he and Fox are on the same side…as long as he stays in line. :wink:

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