Sammy Watkins is the NFL equivalent of the drunken 2am Triple Whopper w Cheese.
It sounds good, in theory. It sounds even better when you are in need and not making the best decisions.
The individual components…pedigree, speed, experience, heigth…yeah dude all of those are gooood.
NOW…Put em all together…flame broiled beef, cheese…mayo, baconnnnnHellyeah! Thats awesome. Gimme one! Dont care what it costs…its amazing!
Then…
Immediately after you finish it…regret.
Hey…I feel…funny…
Not sure that was the best idea…might not turn out how I thought…
OMIGOD how can you miss that???!!!
Now you’re hurt? Hamstring!!! You are barely jogging out there to begin with…Missing 3-5 weeks??? Whaaat?
I might be…urp…ugh…where’s a bathroom…BATHROOM…NOWWWWWW
—censored—
my mouth tastes terrible…I made a mistake…a greasy, avaricious, turrrrible mistake. Shame, shame, shame…
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Hahaha how do you come up with some of this stuff @Weaselpuppy
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Sofatso
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This should be reposted in the Den Fitness Chat Group to help us with dietary decisions. How are you gonna feel later is a worthy question.
This is probably the perfect analogy since Sammy is literally a drunk, and has admitted he has a problem.
I’m having flashbacks of ralphing in the Oscoda Burker King parking lot many moons ago.
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