Personally, I find it completely heart warming when the dad from family matters learns to
kill again.
you’ll shoot your eye out?
I’ll blow your german head off, mf’er
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The best xmas movie!
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analzone
it’s like Deja Vu all over…
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I actually met Santa in 2019. Prior to rushing back up my chimney St. Nick looked back and snarled, “Yippee K-yay motherfucker.”
It’s definitely a Christmas movie.
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somehow the tv edit still allows them to say “camel jockey” and “heeb”
I don’t even think you can say that on the internet
However, during his Comedy Central roast in July 2018, Willis himself announced: “ Die Hard is not a Christmas movie .Dec 26, 2020
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Is Die Hard about to be canceled?
You know the one that always gets me. “That little faggot” on Money for Nothing by Dire Straits. Makes me grind my teeth a bit. GREAT hook though so I’ll allow it.
Santa disagrees
santa can kiss my monkey ass
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He’ll do it for cookies. Soft baked. Santa’s a cookie snob.
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edit: I replied to @dndlion … not sure why it shows that I replied to @CuriousHusker …
Willis didn’t write… or direct the movie…
so his opinion really doesn’t carry much weight.
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Wrong kind of cookies
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Here we go again, boys
I had such high hopes for him, when he shaved his head.
He needs to STFU and let us have our Christmas movies.
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Not a Christmas Movie. Movie set during Christmas.
For example, is Casablanca a war movie? It’s set during a war.
Is It’s a Wonderful Life? It’s set during a War. it has War bonds, and war heroes and ration coupons and can drives etc etc etc.
Was that piece of shit Pearl Harbor a War movie? NO! It was some fucked up Romantic Triangle movie that the corpratist shitbags in Hollywood tried to stuff Ben Affleck’s buttface into a uniform with.
Is Team America World Police a war movie? They blow up the Middle East and invade North Korea…but NO! It’s a tender romance movie…about wooden puppets…pooping on each other.
I should probably stop there…
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LOL
I choose stories that are happiest for me. 
you can challenge my identity in many ways, and I am open to taking a look, often times changing old stories that no longer serve me. This story, however, serves me well.
Maybe I’ll change my mind if I ever have kids in the house.
Until then, Die Hard gets to be a Christmas movie where I live. LOL
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