Allright guys, which players from the boneyard are back against the Cowboys?
Commish
Paschal
Jamo
Jerry Jacobs
Swift
Cepheus
Chark
Harris
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Not really sure, but I think the following could be back for Dallas??
Commish
Paschal
Jerry Jacobs
Swift
Chark
Harris
If 5 of those 6 were back it’d have a significant impact — especially Commish, Swift and dare I say Jacobs?
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Hopefully all of them!! Not expecting Jamo for a few more weeks though.
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The real question should be, by end of this week after practices, which new guys are gonna be on the injury list? That’s more apropo for this shitstorm of a season
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What’s wrong with Chark again? Seperation anxiety?
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depends on if there’s a draft this weekend and how many 2nd round picks we have
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It’s apropoo in this case.
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Friday- “Swift is dealing with some stiffnss, but should be good to go (IE, only seven carries), Chark is questionable, the rest of the guys arent quite there yet so we’re giving them another week. On a sidenote Ragnow reaggravated his toes, Penei didnt practice thurs or fri with a hammy, AmonRa has a “thing”, oh and so does Hutch, and unfortunately Rodrigo took De’Andre Levy’s locker and appears to have contracted a dickfish by proxy, but it’s just something he needs to work through, so we’ll see come game time…also, Elliot and AO are healthy scratches again.”
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Jamo is an odd case to me. We see all his IG videos of him destroying the obstacle course, running routes, cutting and planting, yet we get a tepid ‘he won’t be available for a while’ when asked
Makes me wonder, does he really exist?
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The best magic beans are invisible! Hard to cover someone you can’t see.
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By week 12 we are going to field two players. Goff and Not Porn
Goff as the sole person on offense - half the posters here will cry, “See! He sucks! He needs players around him to succeed”
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If Daniel Jones can win games with a toilet seat, fire hydrant, and a two year old with a broken hand at the WR spots, Goff can do more with less mister!
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Standard, bidet, or the cushioned kind at grandmas house that makes a brief disconcerting ‘pfffffff’ when sitting on them?
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The cushioned kind, but it’s got some cracks in the vinyl, so no “pffffff”, it’s more of a “ffffwomp”
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Oh man… why did you have to remind me that those exist?
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niiiicely done!
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