@JerseyJungle you are a sick man!
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Arguably this is the most proven poster.
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Millions of satisfied hands canāt be wrong!
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When he snuck into Foxās bedroom at 3am to try to shave his head while he was sleepingā¦ That was apparently the final straw. 
YOLO
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Up vote for contributing arguably the greatest poster in the history of mankind
Down vote for only contributing it at 179 x 271 pixels.
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My vote is for ESPNBABY, he already had a quote that was t-shirt worthy. Can he out do himself this year and get a billboard worthy quote?
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I was waiting for that one. I agree. We need more ESPNBaby.
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Iāve followed a very strict foot regimen which has cured my foot leprosy to the point where Rex Ryan wonāt leave me alone. But I shouldnāt complain. Heās the biggest subscriber on my OnlyFans page.
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I know itās not me, and anyone whoās into Tigers gameday threads and jacked dongs also knows thisā¦in fact, I may, indeed, have done more than enough already.
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Heās like a James Houston-esque shooting starā¦ Will espnbaby build on that hot start, or flame out with soiled drawers?
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I refuse to change my icon, Iām 107% convinced Smith will be back.
With that said heāll sign with Buffalo tomorrow and Iāll find something new
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ESPNBABY. Itās about time he became ESPN+BABY
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Whatever his name is that we are IP blocking half of North America for. Dont puss out now. Really give it the olā King of All Jackwagons max effort.
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Has anyone seen him post, lately?
After the draft each year, I assess my overall impact on The Den, individual posters, stray visitors, and football writers who are mining ideas, to see how I can improve. This is much like Penei Sewell searching for a flaw in his play, as Iām sure you will all agree. Still, I look. So to put a new twist on perfection, I aspire to insidiously inject my political views in an invisible manner for the betterment of mankind while not getting banned. Itās the least I can doā¦ 
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Last I heard from him he was on a bender in Bangkok, Thailand! Something about getting his tshirts mass produced at discount prices.
He also said we should trade Goff and start Hooker because the Massage therapists in Thailand hadnāt let him down yet.
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Word on the street is that he owns a ping pong ball distribution company.
Itās called āMe love you Pong timeā and itās wildly successful like everything ESPNbaby does.
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