He wears caffeine patches on his balls when he sleeps… The dude is an animal 
5 Likes
Dont forgot about the chew
4 Likes
Dipping in his sleep… Now that is next level. Lol
3 Likes
3 Likes
I do legitimately worry about his caffiene consumption…
3 Likes
I’ve heard they make Dan sit in a seat exactly on the centerline, because if they don’t his giant balls will destabilize the aircraft.
5 Likes
That is concerning. You’re in my thoughts and prayers.
1 Like
See now this the type of important insider knowledge the den provides.
4 Likes
4 Likes
Much appreciated brother. Lord knows I need it
3 Likes
looks like a little bit dribbled on his shirt.
I’m sure it is just coffee…. 
1 Like
Your girlfriend is the left one, isnt it?
1 Like
Finally showing her this thread almost 2 months later.
Classic
She wants to know if I would really sacrifice her to the Lions coaches for a Lions SB…
1 Like
This topic was automatically closed 90 days after the last reply. New replies are no longer allowed.