R. Goodell w/porn star at Ford Field?!?!?

This is such a disrespectful thread. This woman has picked the profession of actress that allowed her a lifetime of earnings that allows her to have a VIP suite for Lions games yet she just gets mocked…

… I’m also told that she has made some pretty damn fine films.

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To Kill a Cockingbird was a masterpiece.

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This job probably doesn’t exist but choosing porn titles would be a fun gig.

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The Cock of Monte Cristo.

The Rapes of Grath was unsettling but man did the DP do a good job

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Wow, tough crowd tonight!

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Lord of the Flies Down is severely underrated.

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Somebody’s gotta do it. And I’ve got a feeling you would catch on pretty quick :smile:!

This reminds me of a Mitch Hedberg joke.

Paraphrasing: “The person who names appliances has the easiest job in the world. Just ask what it does, then add ER/OR on the end. That thing washes dishes? It will be called a dishwashER. That thing refrigerates? Then it will be called refrigeratOR. That little drawer in the refrigerator helps keep food crisp? Then it will be called the crispER! You are welcome, I am going on break.”

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That guy was brilliant! It’s worth it looking up all his old routines. :rofl:

Who named the “remote control” then? They must be full of themselves.

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LOL at this thread. My son mentioned this yesterday while at the game. Not up on my porn stars after Christy Canyon.

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She was great in “THE COLOR OF HONEY”.

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We will named that the controllER!

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Well, after reading that, I hope she keeps coming!

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Gorilla Monsoon: “WILL YOU STOP!”

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The Packers have Love, we have Lust.

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GIF by Giphy QA

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Stay Classy Will Ferrell GIF

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She’s asking if Roger wants to be there when Robert Kraft flips her odometer to 5 million miles.

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