Robot lawnmower recommendations?

Since my back disc herniation, I’ve mowed my yard twice on my zero turn with no issues but ive been thinking about possibly getting a robot lawnmower to at least do the front yard, possibly all of it. I have an acre of grass to mow and it seems like whenever i have the time to mow it’s always a scramble to get it done before it rains or I have other things going on…or at least would rather have that time for fishing or something else. Not that I mind mowing sometimes, it’s a good excuse to get outside and get some fresh air and sun.

So, does anyone already have a robot mower they can recommend?

Not a robot recommendation but I use a Toro self-propelled and I don’t break a sweat.

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Once you go xeriscaping you never go back.

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I thought you were married, for some reason?

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What, are you too good for sheep?

Oh, lookit mister fancy robot AI W.H.O.P.P.E.R. SkyNet I wanna have a nice lawn so all creation can die.

Sheep.

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I’d love to run my mouth-but eh, after 25 years of mowing lawn, I had got sick with the heart issues and later , the car wreck, so, my mom hired this landscaper guy to mow the Flacking yard so, I ain’t worth a broken pecker in a brothel here.

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All of the lawn Roombas I’ve seen (not that I’ve looked hard or recently) have an installed cost of 5+ years of professional maintenance.

Unless something has changed recently, they’re tech novelty more than a good alternative to a lawn service.

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Never hit the brakes, surprised she didn’t stop and park with him underneath.

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Some body down the road has one. Looks like it would take forever to cut with the one they have.

Same, I see one out on my poocher walk and it moves like a snail on heroin

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That’s the beauty of it though, if its out mowing a little bit every day, who cares how fast it goes?!?!? It’s still hoing faster than me not doing it.

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Im ocd when it comes to cutting the grass. I have over a acker to cut. I got the side yard, the front and back each side needs to get cut at and finished or I start freak out and get bad anxiety. I know its odd, but in my head its got to be perfect

I’m that way with swiffering the floors.

I’m that way, but with pubic hair.

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Manscaping is essential

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I know a guy…

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Just find a local teenager and pay him 20-40 to mow the lawn once every couple weeks.

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