They’re working on that.
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Also it’s hard to get their legs into your boots if you’re wearing chaps.
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Now I’m even more confused.
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How do you practice safe sex on the farm?
Tag the animals that kick.
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Dam. There goes that potential side gig. Back to making sourdough bread for the farm stand.
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The thin line between entertainment and war
The frontline is everywhere
The main attraction, distraction
Got ya number than number than numb
Empty ya pockets son, they got you thinkin’ that
What ya need is what they selling
Make you think that buying is rebelling
Crypto nerds read that last part again
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I would like a sexdoll with an audio voice option that’s programmed to say all of that on a repeat loop…■■■■■■■ hot
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I want a sexdoll that looks like your Mom.
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Well we were told at a young age that there’s no education from the 2nd kick so yes.
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Dear God,
Please send football.
SOON
The End
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Clean up crew gets $42.50 an hour.
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I couldn’t have foreseen the path this thread took. Unless I’d been here for years. I mean, start a Mother Teresa thread and it could end up like this…
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I blame @socko he’s a realllll chongus, a biiig chongus, a rrreeealll captain thunder knuckle that guy, always screwin around and startin troubles
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Robot? We don’t even have Alexa or any similar device.
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One of my fav things to do when company comes over is say “hey alexa, what is tribbing?”…then await the ensuing answer…everybody should do it (or “hey google”, if that’s the sexbot interface you use).
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Theme song for this thread:
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She was a MILF. Pops was always telling my friends to go home you little Basterds!
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Now you’re talking!
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