Rumors of Goff having food poisoning before game with washington

Heard this in a radio station today

Seriously - he was throwing up all night before the game

Anyone else hear this?

Found this

I told him those oysters looked off, but he kept insisting that horseradish is a natural disinfectant.

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I was wanting to go more with a conspiracy

Ben did it to him to be able to go get the bears job sooner

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I will agree that in my mind by increasing the “hot spice level” one will kill more bacteria. It is illogical of course but seems to make sense… :wink:

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Their performance made me ill to my stomach.

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This is dumb. If he had food poisoning why would we go empty back on 3rd and 1?

No excuses. We sucked that game.

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Better than admitting that his brain was rattled, since he was ok’d in the blue tent.

Or both

And they didn’t think HH or teddy were ready

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Nobody wanted to stand behind him at that moment

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That’s entirely possible. Goff didn’t marry Kristen Harper for her skills in the kitchen.

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Dan and Ben should have identified he was struggling early and instead of trying to let him work his way out of it in a do or die game, move to a run heavy attack. This was a game going in against a bad run defense and good pass defense. You lean on your rushing attack that was at full strength minus a swap of OG that “may” have been an upgrade anyway. Against a dynamic offense, it is also wise to slow the game down with the run as opposed to willingly getting into a shootout against them and giving their offense more chances to score - and score they did. Yes Goff sucked, but the offensive coaches lost the game by not adapting and playing right into the hands of Washington. Gibbs and 14 carries is the story of this loss.

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Exactly. That’s why I think it wasn’t an issue. I am sure if he was deathly ill they wouldn’t be calling dumb stuff like that.

Oh the resentment…. Oh the Monday morning QBing

They tried under these circumstances and it didn’t work - move on folks

They didn’t want to use it as an excuse or they’d have mentioned it at the post game

I love!!! The fact the team kept it in house this long…

Now, let’s all go back to living life

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I think he had a big bowl of colon blow…it backfired :joy:
colon GIF

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I blame James Houton! Bet he had a voodoo doll or something, maybe sent some cookies all in the hopes that Jared would shart his pants during the game making James “sitting” in the chocolate flavored gatoraide a distant memory in Lions fans minds :man_shrugging:t2:

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team america vomit GIF

toilet GIF

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if he was that sick, why did they start him??? hell Hooker can’t play ever when Goff is ralphing all night??

I wonder if the teams tell players to avoid foods that could cause a code brown emergency in the middle of the game, like no Taco Bell within 48 hours of the game and no raw milk during the season.

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Or, you know all humans are flawed and not perfect…. Where maybe Jared didn’t disclose this as he wanted to it let the team down and it was not the right choice? Where good intentions paved the way to hell and football game loses

Imho it is simply nice to know there was more to his lack of performance than him simply sucking in the moment