When I was like 22 and working as a cub reporter, I saw one of the funniest things you’ll ever see.
Whenever there is a death reported police are called, of course. So I heard 10-35 and talk of a dead body and so I jumped in the car and raced out to the building where this was reported.
Now, 10-35 is how it went over the radio, and was how the local police dispatch were reporting all dead bodies, though I guess 10-54 is more common.
Anyway, I ran into the building and a friend happened to be the ambulance attendant, and she let me into the room where the body was.
It was this like 90 year old dude, long white hair and beard, stiff as a board half on the bed, half off, like he had tried to get up before expiring. Full hard on and wild look on his face with eyes open. Crotch hair about a foot high.
ah no. I’ll say that you don’t look like I envisioned in my mind either @Snags , but I’m sure a lot of you thought that about my picture as well. so it’s all good bro. just keep those picts to yourself dog.