St. Brown fined $59k

A few things:

  1. Stupid, stupid look for the NFL.

  2. Not a smart decision by ARSB, but was funny.

  3. He was fined FOUR times from that game, the celly being just one. I haven’t seen what the others were, because the celly is the only one getting any attention.

  4. They also fined Kyle Juszczyk $15K for his TD celly, which is supposed to be chugging juice, since his names is pronounced similar to juice-check. He and his wife even made a video of him drinking a $15K glass of juice at home to mock the NFL. Plus Kittle posted a photo of Juszczyk with a can of beer in the hot tub after practice to rub it in the NFL’s face a little more.

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Ignorant statement… You can bury your head in the sand, but it’s literally magic for some people. I watch my anxiety riddled fiancé cry uncontrollably and spiral into negative thoughts… 5min after half a joint and she’s completely back to normal, no prescription pills, no alcohol abuse, just calmness. If that’s not magic, I don’t know what is

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I am not clueless on how it seems to help some people with issues.

Buuuutttttt CJ acts like the lettuce is the cure for whatever ails someone. And that is just not true.

I do not want to make this political.

So to bring it back to ARSB.

Again imagine telling his Dad yeah I just ■■■■■■ away an amount of money that when you were my age would have taken year(s) to earn.

Sorry but it goes from silly to stupid real quick.

Just because the NFL turns a blind eye to its use by the players does not mean you can mimic monster bowl pulls in the end zone. And he knows this. Because clearly he knows 3 hip thrusts gets you fined but 2.5 gets you just below the fine threshold. He is pushing the limit of stuff outside the playing of the game which is where these guys tend to do after awhile.

Year 1 - I ain’t rocking the boat I just want to play
Year 2-3 I gotta get that second contract
After monster 2nd contract the tom foolery begins and it makes you wonder if they are focused on winning or on the next Celly.

Again I am not saying ARSB is that dude. But he for sure is making moves in that direction.

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I heard Louis Riddick say, “everyone wants to get drafted by Detroit because they take their of their own”

So at least we got that going for us

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Imagine how much better at football ARSB, Gibby, & Jamo would be at football if they didn’t partake in the lettuce. Already damn good as is, but all three of them leveled up, something to think about

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Yes, cannabis has many legitmate medicinal purposes.

However, as public figures with legions of young fans with still developing brains, glamorizing (a bit strong but you get the idea) pot smoking is just a bad idea.

https://publichealth.jhu.edu/2026/cannabis-use-disorder-among-young-people-linked-to-diagnosis-of-psychiatric-disorders

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Same thing with alcohol. Glorified, glamorized, normalized, addictive, and ruins millions of lives.

Alcohol use at early ages and in teenagers has been correlated with dependence and abuse in adulthood.

However I don’t expect the players to think of this, because they themselves are 20 something year olds.

I feel the same way about a bunch of players slamming beers at the Super Bowl parade and being publicly intoxicated but it’s cool cUz We WoN tHe SpOrTs BaLL BrO!

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A mental health professional once said that not all marijuana smokers are patients for mental health

But all mental health patients use marijuana.

It’s a coping mechanism, it helps. It doesn’t cure though.

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Eh, pay the rent and move on.

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So let me understand:

smoking real pot in Michigan is legal

fake smoking a imaginary pot filled item is illegal.

Crazy :zany_face:

So if st brown lights up a real pot cig(joint) sunday after a td he gets fined for something that is legal?

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I Get It GIF

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The NFL is a private business, so they can police what is promoted during presentation of their entertainment product, including drug and alcohol use.

They are massive hypocrites because they promote gambling and sell alcohol at the venues and both of those things cause social harm.

But they are within their rights to fine players who mime weed smoking. And personally I think it’s stupid and irresponsible for players to pass an invisible joint around as a TD celebration.

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I mean someone was just fined in the NFL for pretending to chug a beer :rofl:

Soooooo

It is all window dressing

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How do you do a celly that depicts winning a bet? That’s up next.

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Stash money under the goalpost padding and then let er rip.

Make It Rain Money GIF

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wait til the NFL finds out about my evening routine.

fine incomming

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You won’t get fined.

They’ll be hitting you with a restraining order.

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Schitts Creek Comedy GIF by CBC

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