Strap on a pair of Depends and send him out.
Exactly. After he has 10 catches with Depends he can cut a promo for athletic diapers. Now with extra support to give you the confidence to reach the End Zone
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I realize gambling is illegal in the NFL but I need ARSB to have a game tonight. Like a 10-124 and 2 TDs. Things are not good on the fantasy front and my only hope is ARSB going off big time.
So I need 21 points from the big guy. 1 point per reception and I get 0.08 points per yard. So a 12 reception and 113 yard game gets me home without a TD…Maybe a 8 - 110 and a TD makes more sense. Anyway, I have a good shot if my boy plays. I do not see anyway he sits. Dude is a warrior and it is a MNF game. All the boys know that is a game you want to be putting up stats.
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Well then we could run Fail Mary’s 
I’m down 8 points in FF tonight with only ARSB left. I had to go pick up Reynolds to be safe
Sadly it is an 12 man league and all the viable Lions options are on rosters. I guess I could muster a trade but it matters not as the only 2 players that could make a difference are ARSB or LaPorta. And I had ARSB in a WR slot instead of a flex spot so I am pretty much screwed. I even looked to Raiders roster but it is a shit show and also anyone that appears they could catch a cold is on a roster.
I was not on my game this week as I could have done something about this if I was really focused. But the reality is he is the ONE. He is the one that can get me the points needed. I have Mahomes and he shit the bed as did my defense or this would be over anyway. Hell if I had starter Wilson and Denver defense I would have already won this week and ARSB could take a nap for all I care. That is the kind of week it was. KC can suck it.
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