Awesome!
I just took out a payday loan for $50,000 at 29.99% interest to bet on the Lions to win. Now that I know Swift is playing, its a done deal. I’m not worried about the interest rate.
Did your loan come with an insurance policy?
Can’t wait to see him run the ball 5 times and catch the ball 3 times!!! So excited!!!
They consider being a Lions fan a pre-existing condition.
I’m actually expecting 3 TD’s, 150 yards this week. And we will all post non stop about how amazing he is.
Then next week, he will leave the game early in the 2nd quarter vs the Packers with a groin pull.
They should, if asked I’d lie… shortens life by several years. lol
Oh for sure… I mean I expect 200 yards and 3 TDs in the 1st half. But then he’ll come out in the 2nd and we can go back to contemplating when he’ll return… like week 15 or something.
I think you are both right. Then 3 more games off. Rinse and repeat.
probably right back out after that game or the next.
What is the over/under on how many plays before he gets injured again?
I know the jokes are there about his injuries, but the guy is a complete gamechanger when he plays. Hope we get a few games out of him.
Hope he just gets through this game. But he absolutely is a game changer when healthy.
This is THE biggest game of season for 1 simple reason:
Dolphins like the Seahawks, Pats and Commanders have about an even win-loss rate (3-4 or 4-3). I don’t expect the Lions to beat the teams hardly anyone has beaten. Philly, Vikes and Dallas are a combined 16-4 with Dallas dragging down the average because they have 2 losses.
But average teams like Washington, the Hawks and the Pats we gotta beat. We gotta beat the Dolphins.
Maybe this duck is more appropriate for Swift.
For some reason I preferred this duck, I guess I just like slides.
If we gat Swift, St.Brown, and Reynolds back, I am interested to see if our offense starts clicking again or if Belichick put up a blueprint for shutting it down.
I believe it’s too many offensive weapons on the sideline, but I would like to see some points on the board.
hilarious, bro