The Lions will never win anything, we have a shitty quarterback and everyone else on our team sucks. The front office doesn’t have a clue what they’re doing and this team will never go anywhere. They are going to draft all the wrong players and go 0-17 for the next 10 years. No way we will ever win another game. We need to blow the whole team up. Our coaches suck, We have the worst punter in the NFL, Roary got arrested for making meth and all the cheerleaders are all ugly.
Yes, any of us who don’t think we’re going to have ‘an unstoppable offense’, who might not think Holmes’ has ‘supernatural abilities’, who don’t believe Goff is the answer at QB, or who might’ve liked to see a little more movement in free agency think exactly this. Because there is no room for anything in the middle.
I mean, honestly, probably. From my personal point of view, I just read posts of you getting irked by having an optimistic opinion in the Unstoppable Offense thread and then reading this post immediately after reminded me of a child who you won’t go to their friend’s house respond with a “Fine! I’m never leaving the house again then! Guess I don’t have to go to school!”
It’s all good. An opinion is like an asshole. Everyone has one I have been around the Den since 05’ (Lionstigerswingspistons) was my original name. It’s the offseason which is silly season at the Den. I know it’s hard to be optimistic about this team but I still am. I guess I haven’t been around the losing long enough.
As soon as I heard Roary got arrested for making meth, I wasn’t concerned about the ugly cheerleaders anymore. Who the hell am I going to buy my meth off of now!?
I have been around the Den since 05’ (Lionstigerswingspistons) was my original name. It’s the offseason which is silly season at the Den. I know it’s hard to be optimistic about this team but I still am. I guess I haven’t been around the losing long enough.
