or significant other.
Leaving me alone on Sundays
- No, I’m not going to church.
- No, I’m not going shopping.
- No, I don’t want to go out to eat.
- Yes, I am watching football all day long.
Train a woman?
Ha!
Ha ha!
Easier to train a cat to listen!
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Fall asleep on the couch 5 minutes into a movie.
As funny as it sounds, what you brought up in the original post is my crowning achievement with “both wives.” Sunday’s during football season are for football. Don’t even think about anything else, unless its first thing in the morning before the games start. What’s actually happened is they are so sensitive to the “football thing” that they (yes “they”) haven’t scheduled things on Saturday either…but I’ve grown to the point where I’m willing to go out on Saturday’s now and catch up on college football. But I need NFL football live.
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Aw, Wes. That’s so sad.
She is actually from Montenegro so she knows nothing about the NFL or football. She is fine with the fact that I will be watching football on TG and on Sundays generally. She already knows that you don’t tug on Superman’s Cape, don’t spit in the wind and don’t call during the Lions game unless it is a serious emergency. I think she was shocked anyone could care that much about winning or losing when she was over for her first Lions game against GB. As everyone she knew was complaining about the refs after that game, she watched the replays and couldn’t understand how they could make calls that obvious. When Stafford was inactive I actually told her we could do something else, but she wanted to see if I was right that the Lions couldn’t win without Stafford. Even as someone who knows nothing about football she could see that he would have made the plays to win that game easily. She is becoming a fan.
I trained my wife to leave me. MY crowning achievement!
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If I had to say, it must have been to talk more…
Mercy man…that made be bust out loud laughing in my office.
Yep just as effective as herding cats.
Remember that Super Bowl Commercial?
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