“You know they say that all teams are created equal, but you look at us and you look at All the other teams, and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another team, you got a 50/50 chance of winning.”
“But we’re a genetic freak and we’re not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beating us. Then you add the NFC north to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because the NFC north KNOWS they can’t beat us and the’re not even gonna try!”
“So the rest of the NFL, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at the Super Bowl. Senior Chiefs, the numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you at opening day.”