Tigers @ Astros; June 15-17

Last year was such a fluke. Look at how much more red there was.

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Have a day Colt Keith!! 5 RsBI

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If the Tiger are waiting for him to start hitting, history would prove they are going to be waiting a while. Lifetime stats for him. He’s spent 6 seasons at the majors. He’s 28.

AB AVG HR RBI SB OPS
338 .216 10 41 5 .669
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For those of us that don’t pay for the latest channel, would you mind telling us how Torres is cooked? Pulled Hammy cooked? Foul ball off the knee cooked? Bat rammed up his ass cooked?

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Make that 3 HRs and 6 RBIs. Once he broke the seal on the HR thing…..holy crap ehh!

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Oh I hope I’m wrong. But he was in serious pain when he left the game. He swang at a pitch, immediately started grimacing, and then game over.

Not a doctor but I think it’s his oblique again

Keith with 3 dongs?

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For the love of all that is the Tigers please let Keith and Carpenter stay in the lineup for a while no matter who is pitching. Bring up Max A or one of the other OF from Toledo.

One thing I didn’t

I don’t claim to know what the solution is. If there was an obvious solution, surely we’d have seen it. But I know this much: I’ve seen enough of the early game pinch-hits by Tigers manager AJ Hinch, especially when the pinch-hitter is Jahmai Jones, who just doesn’t have it in 2026. Pitchers have adjusted to him. He hasn’t adjusted to them.

Jones hit left-handed pitchers at a .970 OPS clip in 2025, but last time I checked the calendar (and Jones’ Baseball-Reference.com page), it’s not 2025 anymore. Yet, there he was, pinch-hitting for Kerry Carpenter in the fourth inning Monday. He struck out yet again. He hasn’t had a hit since May 26. He’s had two hits since May 5. During that stretch, he’s struck out 14 times in 42 at-bats. Jones hasn’t had an extra-base hit since May 1. He hasn’t homered since April 23. He’s a negative-1.0 WAR player who has struck out 21 times in 68 at-bats against lefties.

Hinch said recently that the Tigers still believe in Jones’ abilities, “But clearly we need production in order to continue that. … How long that lasts, I don’t know.” Jones is out of options. The Tigers must be considering others.

https://archive.ph/bR2RL

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Fail Just For Laughs GIF

3. Keith goes yard three times

Tigers infielder Colt Keith hadn’t homered all season coming into last week. He finally got on the board against the Twins on Thursday, slugging a two-run homer off Zebby Matthews. Keith added three more dingers to his season total on Monday in Houston. The second baseman tagged Kai-Wei Teng for a two-run home run in the fourth inning. Keith got Jayden Murray for a homer in the seventh inning, then took Bryan Abreu deep in the ninth inning. His OPS is suddenly back over .700 for the first time in a month. Keith has maintained his improvements in barrel rate and hard-hit rate from last season. He’s also boosted his pulled air rate. More home runs could be on the way.

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Yea, think I will take my chances with Carp or Keith over Jones.

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https://x.com/i/status/2066673573188833298

Luis Arraez…

Season 1 Water GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants

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The Red Sox should trade for Devers. Play him at 3rd base. :joy:

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You would think after 3 dongers in a game a guy would be given a legit full time run in the lineup.

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They just need to quit hearing Tom Tom’s playing in their heads.

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Keith not starting, AJ is a stubborn Ahole! (reftracted)Just found out Colt DTD– wrist injury. Of course!!! Can’t we catch a break!

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Aj sucks reminds me of my fart a few seconds ago feels wonderful till you realize it stinks

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Hopefully not a wet one.

diarrhea GIF

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Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
Whoever squeezed it, cheesed it.
He who denied it, supplied it.

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