He would be hotter if he didn’t have bird shit all over his shirt.
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Yep give me 9 Veirlings.
He wiped his chin with his shirt. 
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…uhhh, that’s not bird shit…let’s just say sports gets me very “excitable”
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The Brewers always seem to KILL us every time we play them.
That would’ve been great info for my DraftKings account 2 hours ago.
I guess we were due to get blown out in one game. I don’t really care, but if this leads to more losing I’ll begin to care.
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Jake rogers relief pitcher
Make him into whiteoutani
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So glad we got mcgonigle
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Its almost like these gas cans that no one wanted and had to go overseas because they couldn’t get MLB batters out….
Can’t get MLB batters out.
At least Harris has upgraded from adding
Clearly Washed Old Guys Who Are Massively Injured
to
Clearly Washed Middle Career Guys Who Are Healthy But Hot Smelly Ass Because They Just Suck
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Better then 80% of the pen.
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Nice to see that you took your cum shirt off. You should never go to the bar after ‘playing’ with Billy goats.
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Whoa whoa whoa…”cum”? “Cum”!?…that was clearly oatmeal after a balanced breakfast, get your mind outta the gutter kid
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It’s genetic…. 
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But, did they each have rumors about another player’s wife??
Below has to be a statistical wonder…
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Thats the craziest thing I ever saw. It seems statistically impossible.
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