Max Clark with a solo shot to tie the game at 2.
Hell, yeah. Imagine Jimbo diving for a grounder with a 3 inch ash hanging off the end of that cigarette. In fact, somebody needs to put that through AI.


Of course you put him in a Stafford jersey.
Think of the harmless fun possibilities…

All right boys, let’s turn the Rangers into deadline sellers!
That guy is fat enough for the Blue Jays.
I see Riley is back in mid season form. I’m shocked at how long he’s struggled. He’s too good of a hitter.
It’s not getting better until Marty comes back. That’s just the facts.
Tork has wheels!

Why is Tork stealing? I mean really.
Jesus, I think the Rangers first baseman ate the Toronto Blue Jays.
He has to be Canadian.
poor Boyd.

Easy out.
Dingler is a beast.
He must not have got the memo about The Tigers catcher being pretty good.
Javy is going deep this inning.
It’s amazing the difference between the Texas catcher’s arm and Dinglers. The Texas guy has a Sweeney arm.

