Time to Just Get Rid of Kickoffs

Fire Goodell

Actually we should make a group den shirt with Fire Goodell on the back for all of us to wear to the draft next year.

Can they just Roshambo? The receiving team nominates a player to take it in the nuts. Will Harris? Then the kicker gets to go full Pele. For every kick to the nuts the receiving team takes without collapsing it’s a ten yard return. If you take ten kicks to the nuts without collapsing it’s the most exciting play in football, a KR touchdown.

Thoughts on the rule change?

I think Lions fans would have an unfair advantage because we have decades of experience getting kicked in the nuts. Several of them courtesy of Mr. Will Harris (Ravens 4th and forever conversion, Bills last second field goal drive).

eric cartman stan GIF by South Park

Looks like Will Harris put on some weight and may have come down with some vitiligo.

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