Twentyman in the Huddle: Alex Anzalone previews Lions’ big game against Vikings

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Every time I see his name, I think AutoZone.

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Someone said get in the zone, anal zone! One time and now that’s all I ever think of.

Although Anzalone sounds like a very awesome Italian name. Is it Italian?

You’re welcome!!!

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HHaha it was you! You said that last year… and yes every time…

I also sometimes think about Italian food because I love Italian food and a nice hot plate of Anzalone carbonara sounds delicious.

And sometimes I think about 80s hair metal and what hair band he would be the best fit for. I’m just gonna go with Iron Maiden although they weren’t really hair metal but I don’t like hair metal but I do like Iron Maiden. So I’ll just stick him in that band.

But mostly just anal zone.

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Nelson, definitely Nelson

Glam band material, not metal

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I just gotta say… Alex Anzalone has played his heart out for this team, this franchise, these fans… including all of you! I get that he’s not to best LB in the league, but I am honestly offended by all the an**zone references. It’s just SO MIDDLE SCHOOL. SOME OF YOU SHOULD JUST GROW UP! Alex is a family man. I am too! I don’t need to have gutter pussies putting that shit out there. Come on peeps… get over your porn addictions. At this point, I’m gonna assume that peeps that refer to Alex in a porn way, are actually into Anal themselves… probably are! Gutter pussies!!!

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I like where this is going. Carry on.

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Hahahaha excellent distinction! I agree 100%

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You have a pure and innocent mind my friend… haha

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Lol… well I’m gonna agree with you in that I think he has been scapegoated a bit for our poor defense… he’s not terrible, but he’s not great and being a guy who had the spotlight kinda put on him when this regime took over, I understand. I’ve thought he’s been a leader on the defense and has been playing a lot better as of late.

As far as the jokes about his name… well, it’s a strong Italian name! (I think it’s Italian)

His name lends to a lot of jokes… whether they are considered offensive or derogatory… I wouldn’t want to insult anyone’s name and I get that perspective and respect it and will leave that alone from now on

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I hope Rick was kidding, this an internet forum, people make jokes. He’s got a hilarious name, it should be made fun of. Comedy is not offensive. People take life way too seriously IMO

Like Penisini for example, that shit is funny man!

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Yeah I hear ya… but I get it too… I mean let’s be honest the whole anal zone thing is pretty amateur, along with the that’s what she said every time a penis could be involved or misconstrued… I mean, dick jokes and butt and fart jokes are funny… to an extent. I personally find them funny but I can understand why others don’t.

I mean we are all intelligent witty people, we can always do better!

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Very underrated movie!! haha

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Agreed, but I think intention is everything. Like when Natty is making jokes about TWSS, his intentions are never bad. He’s just having some fun. We need to have more fun IMO, people are just so upset about literally everything these days.

Anyways, love ya brother!! Just my 2 cents.

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I used to work with a guy who constantly said “that’s what she said!” But he had absolutely no clue how or when to use it. Like he would use it at the most irrelevant times and people would look at him like huh? But this guy was kind of a turd and had zero comedic timing.

I’m not sure what to make of that…. :thinking::thinking::thinking:

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