Idk bro, they say push when your hot. Get it while the gettins good
But now you have the decision to make
Buy some lottery tickets on your way home from a 2 martini lunch. It isnāt just a good idea, itās a way of life.
Co-signed.
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I am pretty sure this is now my favorite siteā¦I have found I most aligned with football fansā¦LOL. We seem to all have a certain thought process. And you can bet your ass I am getting a ticket.
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The Pistons were actually named for the company in Fort Wayne that the first owner ran that made Pistons but I get your point.
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I thought they were named after Piston Honda.
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Fascinating, did not know that, though I suppose that whole part of the country was involved in the auto industry at one point or another. At least they didnāt change it.
Reminds me of the Houston Rockets. That name fits too because of NASA, but the team was originally from San Diego and named for the Atlas rocket program at General Dynamics.
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My guys, we solved the riddle
Change the name BACK to Washington Redskins
Make the mascot a potatoe
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Iām coming around to this one because of how phallic all their marketing could be. Like all the cocks stuff out of South Carolina.
Sorry, my life motto, has been āBetter to be Pistoff than Pistonā
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Yeah that whole thing gets doofy after a while because really. I donāt think thereās even one jazz club in salt lake city
Although I contend that they should have kept the Oklahoma City basketball franchise named the sonics since that beautiful drive-through fast food restaurant company is actually headquartered in Oklahoma City.
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Utah whatever the opposite of Jazz is. The Tabernacles.
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The opposite of Jazz is Justin Bieber
UNLESS
You cover Bieber like thisā¦
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The Utah Biebers has a ring, but heās Canadian. Anyone as non-Jazzy as Bieber from SLC? Ooh, Imagine Dragons is. Theyāre to jazz what eye banging is to real banging. But the Utah Dragons is too cool. Plus with the Wizards and Magic already the league would have a D&D image problem.
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Utah Polygamists has a ring, in fact polygamists have lots of rings. Of course Iām not married to that name but there you go.
I still favor redskin potato. Just throw a spud on the helmet. So much to go with:
Kids fan club: tator tots
Loaded tots on the concessions
Couch potatoesā¦ have a couch section in the stands
So offensive to potatoes! You are a sick man for even suggesting such a thing. 
It would be fun to see the Lions mash the potatoes though.
