What is Matt Patricia thinking right now?

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Patricia probably mumbles “pass rush doesn’t matter “ in his sleep.

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What is Matt Patricia thinking right now?

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Patricia when he reads someone talking shit about him:

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This is where I was going.

Because

He is the absolute pinnacle of Snowflakedom. Someone told him he was special…

and he grew that thought, like a mushroom on steroids in a giant pile of shit…

UNTIL HE BECAME THE GIANT PILE OF SHIT!!!

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BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR BRAIN! IT IS A POWERFUL MULTIDIMENSIONAL CREATIVE FORCE! DON’T LET IT RUN AMOK!

  1. “Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality.” – Earl Nightingale
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And yes, what that post really means is he has a Saturnian sized inferiority complex (because deep down he knows whoever told him he was special LIED) being hidden by that bloated ego and bluster, thus the fat little scared boy that still inhabits and runs his mind believes he is a pile of poo.

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Im kinda like the anti-Natty, right?

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Patricia probably really is smart at math. He just denies what he is and insists forcing himself to try to be something he is not… which means anything in a physical confrontational environment. He needs to stay the ■■■■ away from football.

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Patricia for sure right now…

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You know the old football saying

Teams need to run the ball to win … unless they can pass at will lol

“Why the fack is my kid slouching in his seat?”

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What is Matt Patricia thinking right now?

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this!

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Hmmmmmmmm this bacon needs more salt.

The answer is always double bacon.

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