Looking at buying some 737 Max’s for 5 cents on the dollar and starting my own airlines. Pilots resumes must include, “cropduster”. Stewardesses must be under 30 and do lap dances on any flights over 2 hours. Self booking only on our site, “Wong Way Airlines”, "looking for Chinese partners, thought this would get us going in the right direction). Our motto, “Better late than never”. Ground crew made up of “work release” force in line with keeping our costs down.
The fired CEO and his 80 million package could now buy about 100 of those planes. He’s a real scammer.
Gee, and we wonder why kids favor socialism nowadays.
"Among the comments in the communications were one which described the jet as “designed by clowns, who in turn are supervised by monkeys.”
Yes, it’s my understanding that on the way out the door he said, “The bucks stop here”, and laughed all the way to the bank. He’d be perfect for us, good call.