Tell you what. Put some money in my drawers. Then, maybe we can hang!
Since, I agreed to the rules here, I get the right to post. I know I agreed in principle, but I want a new deal. I think you need to give me premium membership free because I am that good. I don’t care if I agreed. Contracts don’t mean anything. I got to look out for my family. Who’s going to buy the groceries. I know you have room in the budget.
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FORGET YOU!!! YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT. YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE WORTH BACK THEN AND NOW YOU’RE ENTITLED TO MORE NOW!!! JUST ANOTHER SELFISH PRICK LOOKING TO CASH IN. TOM BRADY TAKES LESS THAN MARKET VALUE TO WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!
am I doing this right?
Yoop, it looks like you’re headed for free agency. Maybe sooner than you thought.
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That’s okay, I’m banging a super model.
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Yeah, but she makes you eat like a rabbit.
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I laid down the law. I clawed my way to the top of the food chain, I ain’t eatin no salad. Pass the kibble, please.
We gave your premium membership to Martha. She needs it more than you do.
Yoop, I thought you quit?
Don’t get me wrong. You were a great poster, but, you left us! We didn’t force you to leave. We didn’t even want you to leave, and it really kind of screwed us having to go looking for a poster of your caliber on short notice.
You’re welcome to hang out if you want, but, I don’t feel like we owe you anything.
I got a couple of bros gonna hold out unless you come up with the cabbage.
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Yeah, I’ve been wondering about that.
Shoot, I’m fresh outta ones
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Gotta show some flesh for that, anyway…
Then be something close to good looking, depending upon the number of beverages consumed.
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In the upper peninsula you just can’t be all that picky
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Casinos dude, that’s the way if you can’t find one of your own.
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Find yourself a nice Indian fella and settle down
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Yooper girls tend to be accomodating but don’t cross one, they can all throw axes and they all know how to shoot. You say something stupid and the cast iron skillet goin to whack you upside the head. But you ain’t ever goin to buy a bottle of wine when you can get a 12 pack and you eat well here. All the girls can cook. There aren’t all that many but if you got one the cold nights are that much warmer. You know you got a keeper if she don’t complain about the outhouse.
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True story. I used to live in Rexton.
I love the UP. Used to go up there every summer. I haven’t been in over 20 years now. Crazy how time flies by.
Right now I’m sitting on the toilet in a hotel room in Hong Kong at 5am. Goddamn 7-11 sandwich knocked me on my ass - It’s a glamorous life. From my room it looks like a Portland winter day - gray and rainy but when I step outside it’s like a sauna of wet heat that makes every stitch of clothes stick to my pale Dutch bones
The idea of being in the UP right now with a lady who can cook, a cool clean breeze and the sound of Superior cresting Its shores sounds pretty damn good
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Grand Marias in August…
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Yep. Going down to look for agates on the beach. Three hour walk, sunset, crisp breeze, hot bowl of stew and a cold beer when I get back. And, the old lady will probably split the firewood while I’m gone.
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