Young Safety We Have Now on Roster

“Kid, you’ll start at the bottom as a ST Gunner.”…Welcome to the Sho !

Wasn’t mike ford a udfa? He’s been a solid contributor for a while now. Unless you’re talking high impact udfa. Then I think you’re right. Probably Hall was the last that I can think of. Joique bell maybe?

Young Safety, The Subject
Of Chat Room Fantasies
They Want Him So Badly
To Be the One They Seek

Inside Him, There’s Talent
Just Has to Set it Free
Please Make It, Lions Fans
Can’t Bear Another Teez

Don’t Suck, Don’t Suck You
Don’t Suck UDFA
Don’t Suck, Don’t Suck You
Don’t Suck UDFA

The Old Guys Are Jealous
You Know How Haters Get
Sometimes It’s Not So Easy
To Be A Washed Up Vet

Temptation, Frustration
So Bad It Make Us Cry
We’re Used To, The Fact That
The Well is Always Dry

Don’t Suck, Don’t Suck You
Don’t Suck UDFA
Don’t Suck, Don’t Suck You
Don’t Suck UDFA

Loose Talk In The Chat Room
To Spin They Try and Try
Strong Words From The Film Room
They Say The Tape Don’t Lie

It’s No Use, He Seems Thin
Pass Catchers Shake Him Off
Run Past by Perriman
Then Burned By Jared Goff

Don’t Suck, Don’t Suck You
Don’t Suck UDFA
Don’t Suck, Don’t Suck You
Don’t Suck UDFA

Please Don’t Suck UDFA
Please Don’t Suck UDFA
Please Don’t Suck UDFA
Please Don’t Suck UDFA

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Could you do that again, only in Haiku?

Yes?

I like it.

What kind of music behind the lyrics? It’s got to be set in a minor key because it’s the Lions after all. Or maybe it’s poetry slam ready, to be performed with fear, anguished pauses and despondent grimaces. You’ve got to be true to what it means to be a Lions fan.

Kerry Hyder - Who tore it up last year in SF.

You sir, need to be Policed.

Loosely based off of the book Lolita whose TL:DR is Old Man driven crazy by young hot prospect, paraphrased of course.

and yes. Verse is in Minor. Chorus in Major, though.

Any Safety on our roster who couldn’t unseat Will Harris last season is utterly uninteresting to me. I’m willing to take a risk on Tracy Walker being a legit starter. I’m even willing to look to Harris as our #3 box Safety. That is where my projection of the existing roster ends. We need a starting Safety, which is why we went after John Johnson. My favs are Grant and Holland. I do think Jalen Elliot may have some potential, but in a pass happy league, I’d prefer to add a starting level guy.

He was a PS player most all of last year. The Lions suffered from atrocious safety play most of the year two. I agree Will Harris was a huge liability and hasn’t really proved that he deserves to be on an NFL roster.

Price is a PS guy and he may never mount to anything more. However sooner or later we have to hit on a PS guy right?

I do think safety is a big need and I just started a thread on it. Go to the link below if you want to discuss the safeties in the upcoming draft.

Take a look at the first safety I mention. I think he could be a real solid player.

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This guy, too. Don’t think Ive seen him come up in the Den.

Handfuls of low-mid level players with the opportunity to make their name, with starter roles up for grabs. Handful of starters yet to come, sitting somewhere in rounds 1-7. Gonna be a young, grow-up-together team

What’s Osprey doing these days?

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Yep, he came to my mind as well, the Great Neverwas.

Trying to mount was what got Watson in trouble. Just saying.

I wonder what the list looks like if we just narrow it down to guys we identified and landed as UDFA’s after the draft and then brought along. This is opposed to a guy who happened to be an UDFA but he caught on to our roster later on. For instance Bell bounced around the league with the Bills, Eagles, Colts and Saints before getting an opportunity with us.

You’d think with his arm length he would be destined for greatness

I know right.

He could tie his shoes without bending over.

He can give himself a reach-around