Your birthday is your nfl job

The Jets don’t have a GM or head coach. That checks out.

I am Brad Holmes
Only because Mel Kiper wasn’t possible
I’m Sure

I was originally upset to be named the Jaguars mascot… Then I googled him… I am now okay with it

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I used this gif yesterday but it’s perfect for your new career!

will ferrell why are long pants long GIF by Saturday Night Live

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June 11. Either Tristan Wirfs and Antoine Winfield Jr. Nice.

I’m the waterboy for the Chiefs. I don’t even have a criminal record, what the hell?

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Giants GM??

Dave Chappelle Im Rich Bitch GIF

Ray Lewis.

Hence my ambiguous answer

Im the biggest fraud in the nfl.

Lamar Jackson Mic Drop GIF by Baltimore Ravens

You and me both…:rofl::rofl:

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Head Coach of the Bears :laughing:

Could be worse just call me Ben

I’m a starter for the Seahawks. Hopefully on defense!

All pro for the cardinals?

Is that even possible?

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Allow me to fetch you your water, Sir.

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Im basically Celeb. Im away to paint my nails!

Since you’re still a lions fan allow me to offer some suggestions. :joy:

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Chiefs owner…..don’t mind if I do

I’m confused? Are you Caleb Williams in the shower room after a victory(or loss)?

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At least I get to eat Primanti Bros and collect a paycheck sitting on the bench in Pittsburgh

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